How to Get a Bigfoot Hunting Permit

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How to Get a Bigfoot Hunting Permit Easily

Did you know that, just like your favorite burger joint, there's a "secret menu" at state and federal fish and wildlife offices? It's the only way to get a Bigfoot hunting permit in the United States, and gaining access to those coveted permits takes a lot of work, planning, and preparation.

That is unless you have the assistance of DoNotPay, your experts in getting hunting licenses for everything from Chupacabra to jackalopes and any crypto-game hidden in between.

Read on to learn everything you need to know about hunting the elusive Sasquatch, including the steps required to get a Bigfoot hunting permit.

What You Need to Know About the Bigfoot Hunting Permit and Laws

All responsible hunters follow laws and regulations associated with their particular quarry and hunting area. It's no different when you're hunting sasquatch.

Can You Hunt Bigfoot Over Bait? 

If it's legal to hunt whitetail deer over piles of corn in your state, then anything goes. For states with stricter baiting laws, be sure to check as there could be serious fines.

Where it's legal, you can try luring a sasquatch into range with:

  • Peanut butter
  • Dirty socks
  • Shiny items
  • Recordings of what is believed to be the species' favorite band: The Beastie Boys

Can You Use Traps to Hunt Bigfoot? 

Trapping a sasquatch by any means is illegal in most U.S. states except:

FloridaYou are allowed to train an alligator to lie in wait for what is regionally called the "skunk ape"
MontanaYou can set up live traps for grizzly bears (available for rent at any farm and ranch store)
ArizonaYou can use anvil deadfall traps as sold by the Acme Corporation and demonstrated by Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner

Can You Use Blinds or Tree Stands to Hunt Bigfoot? 

Yes, you can. In fact, you'll want to do everything you can to hide from these stinkers, but note that they've been known to use ground blinds as outhouses, and they're excellent tree climbers.

How Old Do You Have to Be to Get a Bigfoot Hunting Permit? 

Bigfoot hunting license age requirements tend to follow age requirements set forth in each state's standard hunting laws. In general, you need to be just old enough to start thinking your parents lied about Santa but young enough to still believe the lottery is a great way to build your retirement fund.

How Much Does it Cost To Get a Bigfoot Hunting Permit? 

Permit fees are less than you might think, and each state has its own licensing fees. There is, however, a $5.00 federal fee that covers the operation of the black helicopters used to do population counts in national forests.

How Much is the Fine for Hunting Bigfoot Without a Permit? 

The good news is if you don't have a bigfoot hunting permit, or you're hunting out of season, the state or federal wildlife authorities can't prosecute you without first proving sasquatch exists. And you know they won't, because...well, you know, they've been hiding evidence of bigfoot since Yogi Bear was just a cub.

How to Get a Bigfoot Hunting Permit On Your Own

Standard hunting licenses are one thing, and you'll be required to get a hunting license in the state in which you expect to find a sasquatch. Getting a bigfoot hunting permit may require a special drawing (as in, no over-the-counter sales). Therefore, if you're trying to get a permit on your own, we recommend beginning the process a full year before sasquatch season begins.

Here is what may be required of you to apply for a sasquatch hunting permit: 

  1. First, you have to believe
  2. Prove that you have a scope that doesn't give a blurry sight picture
  3. Show that you are capable of field dressing and transporting a very large primate
  4. Contact the state's game officials and request the paperwork for a bigfoot permit
  5. Fill out the paperwork
  6. Send in the paperwork, greasing the wheels with a bribe
  • We recommend a freshly-baked unicorn pot pie
  • Or booze
  1. Wait until your bigfoot hunting permit arrives via Claus Express Delivery

How DoNotPay Will Get You The Elusive Bigfoot Hunting Permit

Here's how you can use DoNotPay to get your bigfoot hunting license online...without baking unicorn pies, paying shipping fees for cases of whiskey, or waiting for months to find out if your application has been approved.

  1. Search "hunting license" on DoNotPay and select the state you would like a hunting license for.

     

  2. Indicate whether you are a resident or non-resident, and choose the type of license you want. For example, an annual or one-time pass, big game or small game license, bear tag, etc.

     

  3. Provide your contact information, a copy of your government-issued ID, and pay the fee required by the state.

     

And that's it. DoNotPay will get your bigfoot hunting license on your behalf, which will be valid immediately. Just download the file and print it as a temporary license, while a physical copy gets processed and sent to you by mail.

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It's No Myth: DoNotPay Can Get You Your Hunting License in Any State 

Whether you're stalking sasquatch or going after that trophy bull elk, DoNotPay can help you get your hunting license in just a few easy steps. Try us out today, and be sure to send us (clear, unblurred) photos of this season's catch. 

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